The Girl and the Wasp

We have all been there. A week when you think things can't get worse. I was on a real bender last week . I'm not talking about poor choices . I am talking about bad luck.
I had to share the following cake topper to the week as you just can't make this stuff up!

I am not a fan of looking at most insects. They creep me out. Just finding a wasp picture was a stomach churning slideshow of various bee varieties. The seemingly innocent one next to this paragraph looks like the predator that almost took me down! To think something an inch long made me scream and swear for days something was crawling on me is comical! Oh but, we haven't gotten to the good part yet!
So after a horrible day I decided to take a shower . 
I grabbed my nightgown and underwear and set it on the bathroom sink . I spent the next 15 minutes steaming up the bathroom and washing the bad day away. I got out of the shower and proceeded to towel off. I grabbed my nightgown and underwear and went into the bedroom. I put my towel on the hook and proceeded to put on my pink underwear. My underwear are on and I feel a snapping and I think it's just the elastic on the leg pinching me but quickly realize this really hurts!! I pull on my underwear at the leg seam and feel something as I am dancing around my bedroom. I am now freaking out and yank off my underwear because my bum feels like it is on fire! My pink underwear now lay on the floor. As I look down there is a huge wasp crawling out of my underwear! My jaw drops to the floor and my eyes have to be huge like yes, a creepy bug. No, the wasp did not survive. I quickly attacked it with my flip flop. Needless to say I was left with a huge welt. Yes, I did cry. It was a bitter end to a long day. 
The next day I woke up and laughed about it because what are the chances of being bit on the ass by a bee? However, it will take a few weeks to shake off the creepy crawlies!